"One should always speak good of the dead. Joan is dead. Good."
Larry Eagleburger, pressed on whether Sarah Palin would be ready to serve as President:
"It is a very good question," he said, pausing a few seconds, then adding with a chuckle: "I'm being facetious here. Look, of course not."
Larry has never had a chance to meet Sarah. She's got more experience than Sen. Biden and Sen. Obama put together.
Fred Barnes of the Weekly Standard catalogs people who "respect" her versus those who don't, and wants us to believe that it's all about whether or not they have actually met her, in the flesh. If so, I'm starting to think Sarah Palin should be classified as some kind of munition, perhaps a psychological or biological warfare agent. Or maybe she's like that alien princess from OT. It seems that once you come in contact with her, your critical faculties are toast. Call it 'Caribou Barbie Infatuation Syndrome.' Symptoms resemble those of excess alcohol consumption, including a tendency to see little starbursts, perceive people on television as speaking directly to you, excessive gift-giving, and rationalization of or blindness to flaws or exaggeration of virtues in the object of infatuation.
Curiously, most heterosexual women seem immune. I wonder why.
Apparently it's never occurred to Barnes that meeting her, rather than not meeting her, might be the error.