"How Shit Happens"
Submitted by escoles on Thu, 2004-07-08 18:57
Today's reading is from the Book of Corporate Life,
Chapter 1, Verses 1-15:
- In the beginning there was the Plan.
- And then came the Assumptions.
- And the Assumptions were without form.
- And the Plan was without Substance.
- And darkness was upon the face of the Workers.
- And the Workers spoke among themselves saying, "It is a crock of shit and it stinks."
- And the Workers went unto their Supervisors and said, "It is a crock
of dung and we cannot live with the smell." - And the Supervisors went unto their Managers saying, "It is a container of organic waste, and it is very strong, such that none may abide by it."
- And the Managers went unto their Directors, saying, "It is a vessel
of fertilizer, and none may abide its strength." - And the Directors spoke among themselves, saying to one another,"It
contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong." - And the directors went to the Vice Presidents, saying unto them, "It promotes growth, and it is very powerful."
- And the Vice Presidents went to the President, saying unto him, "It has very powerful effects."
- And the President looked upon the Plan and saw that it was good.
- And the Plan became Policy.
- And that is how shit happens.
[Truly, I say unto you: A parable for our times....I saw this years ago, and mislaid it; probably a couple of times a year since then, I've gone looking for it, but I could never remember enough to get a fix on it. Well, here is it, courtesy of my friend Lynne...]
Another Angle on Happenin' S***
When it hits the fan, it never distributes evenly.
-anonymous coward