|::| Monday, April 29, 2002
- |::| "So you've decided to be evil..." 4:08:35 PM
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From Daypop: "Evil Plan Generator".
Here's what it came up with for me:
Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Madness
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a famous actor/actress. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two
Next, you will desecrate the Internet. This will cause countless hordes of cultists to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with all that is wrong with the world, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three
Finally, you will unleash your great supernatural forces, bringing about an end to sanity. This will all be done from a Abandoned Church, an excellent choice if we might say.
These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.