|::| Tuesday, May 07, 2002
- |::| More From The "I Couldn't Make This Up" Department 4:35:51 PM
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From Daypop, here's your chance to sign the "rename "The Two Towers" to something less offensive" petition. A representative sample of signatory comments:
- "I support America, and so should you." -- Richard James
- "Ludicrous, but somehow meaningful." -- Darcy Brennan
- "What are they thinking?!?!" -- Angelis Ashe
- "I agree, the director Mr. Tolkien should immediately change the name for the respect of the people lost in the empire state building crash, the families of mr Trump will be hurt when they see this movie,, making it would be wrong!" -- Vi Scid
- "i pray every day that mr jackson will see the light and pull the plug on this project. Mr Tolkien if that is his indead his real name does not seem to be a very christian person to be so cynically cashing in on this tragedy. " -- cathy clinton
- "Shocking. Truly shocking." -- Deyth Valkyrre
- "TOLKIEN WAS A PROFIT, HE PREDICTED WTC BOMBING 47 YEARS BEFORE THE FACT, AND THE THIRD MOVIE IS RETURN OF THE KING. JESUS IS COMING BACK YOU HAD BETTER RECOGNIZE" -- Omid
- "they have no sensitivity, i wont even let my two twin kids stand next to each other out of respect for 9/11. " -- Paul
- "What about the Children? Who is thinking abou tthe Children" -- Bastards
- "it should be called: 'The Two Landmarks'" -- Linda Medelberg
- "THOSE INSENSITIVE BASTERDS. THE ATTACKS ON SEPTEMBER 11 HAVE AFFECTED ME VERY DEEPLY. IF THIS ASS HOLE IS ALLOWED TO KEEP THIS TITLE, I WILL KILL MYSELF. JESUS CHRIST, I STILL CANT LOOK AT THE NUMBER 11 WITH OUT CRYING. SEE, I'M CRYING RIGHT NOW. I'M ALSO TO AFRAID TO CALL THE POLICE. THEIR NUMBER (WHICH I WILL NAME XXX FOR NOW) SCARES ME, IF I WAS IN AN EMERGANCY, I WOULD NOT DIAL XXX FOR FEAR OF FARTHER RETALIATION FROM THOSE SCARY TERRORISTS. PLEASE TAKE THESE CORPORATE BASTERDS DOWN FOR EXPLOITING THE STILL OPEN WOUNDS OF PATRIOTIC AMERICANS EVERYWHERE. LONG LIVE THE GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD, WHICH I LIVE, AND WOULD DIE FOR. AMERICA!!!! w00t! ps. please save my internet access :D " -- matt beggs
- "Oh thank you so much for this. Those shameless moneymongers care for nothing but themselves. Baby Jesus cries every day because of them. Every single day. Could you please start a petition to stop those fascist police from using 911 as their phone number too? That is also something that bothers me." -- Sigmund Wonder
- "This is one sweet-ass petition! " -- Geoffrey Moses
- "A subscription has been entered in your name to the Clue of the Month Club." -- Agnes