... or scary, depending on how you look at it. A "new" [ahem!] view of Our Vice President, courtesy of YoohaNews*:
Vice President Dick Cheney holds a knife as he prepares to slice off his own penis and flush it down the toilet January 30, 2002. "It is written in Bible that if a part of your body distances you from God, and makes you commit a sin, you should cut it off," Cheney told reporters. According to urologist Aerton Barbosa Neves, who operated on Cheney, he will now have to urinate through a tube, but can still impregnate someone, "albeit only with medical assistance." (Dick LaWaque/Reuters)
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*Get it before it's injuncted!
